5 ways to look at DnD

Strategy is the game
And I'm here to play

Roll the dice already
Your taking to long
When will it be my turn
I'm lusting for some combat

Hey wheres the nachos
I'm starving over here
Oh! um... I will heal myself

Oh it's my turn ok
I'll charge at the Gnoll
And... I HIT! Yes!

The Gnoll flies back
he hits the wall behind him
breaking his spine

4 ways to look at a wierdo

A freak of nature
He doesn’t belong at this mall
I hang out here, so he shouldn’t

He has to leave
He scares away your costumers
With his black make up and trip pants

A cool kinda guy
The leader of the pack
Hundreds love him but Milions hate him

The best friend you’ll ever have
He’s there with you for life
And when he’s there you’ll never have to worry