Monday, December 1, 2008

5 ways to look at DnD

Strategy is the game
And I'm here to play

Roll the dice already
Your taking to long
When will it be my turn
I'm lusting for some combat

Hey wheres the nachos
I'm starving over here
Oh! um... I will heal myself

Oh it's my turn ok
I'll charge at the Gnoll
And... I HIT! Yes!

The Gnoll flies back
he hits the wall behind him
breaking his spine

4 ways to look at a wierdo

A freak of nature
He doesn’t belong at this mall
I hang out here, so he shouldn’t

He has to leave
He scares away your costumers
With his black make up and trip pants

A cool kinda guy
The leader of the pack
Hundreds love him but Milions hate him

The best friend you’ll ever have
He’s there with you for life
And when he’s there you’ll never have to worry

Thursday, November 6, 2008

What?

what

what?

what??

What!?

WHAT!!


What do you want from me!!!!!!!!!!!

My life

My name

My eyes

My voice

My brain

What do you want...

You know what...

Just take it

Take it all

Take everything if you want

I don't need it

I won't need it

For I am...

I am...

I am...

dead...

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Just relax, take a deep breath, and... SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!!!!!!!!!
Why would you stare at me
over all the people you can choose from
to stare at?
Why do you and your "posse" crack jokes
About the way I look?
Why do you stare?
Is it because of how I look?
How I ACT!!!
Where I GO!!!
WHAT I DO!!!!
Who I've..
whats the word I'm looking for....
oh yea!
$%@#&
!


You just keep the rumor mills a running
While using me as the engine
The False truth from lies
Fake laughs from the smile of the teenage simpleton
In the strange land know as high school

LIFE IS SUCH A BORE

AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCREW THIS!!!!!!!!
Why are we here?
What is life about?
What more is there to do?
Besides live day by day
Week by week
Month by month
Year by year
Life to death
THERE'S NOTHING TO DO!
Uhg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Life is so dull!!!!!
Don't cha think
or maybe it is not what cha think
but what cha know
Who ya know
What cha do.....
Who ya do.....
I don't know about you
but i'm gonna take a walk
open a soda
Drink it
and live my life

LIKE

I

KNOW

I

SHOULD